Saturday, September 21, 2013

GTA V: Random Event: Lost Van Steals From Clothing Store

Those lost guys sure are mean
Driving East as Trevor, you drive up just as a Lost van is driving away after stealing some money. If you persue they will open the rear doors and start shooting. If you kill all 4 of them from the Van and pick up the prize, two bikes with two guys each will come up behind you and try and finish you off. 

GTA V: Random Event: Griff the Fat Washington Patriot

He is just a patriot using his right to complain
Driving West as Trevor, you see a fat guy named Griff dressed as George Washington on the side of the road with a sign saying "This is the land of opportunity, get out!". He is very verbal on is feeling about Mexican and they are not favorable.

You can go up and talk to him if you want. You will ask him about his feelings about Canadians and he will say they are worse than Mexicans as Mexicans at least have the decency to look different than Americans. You can punch his lights out with one uppercut which will make you feel better but not yield any fruit.


Friday, September 20, 2013

GTA V: Random Event: Bad Bikers

Will bikers never learn to play nice?
As Michael you come across 2 bikers holding up a dealer next to a store. They are about to shoot him unless you intervene.

He thanks you and asks you to follow him to his car to the West. As you get to the car 5 bikers on motorcycles come buy and find their dead friends. They start shooting at you even if you are hidden behind the car. Use your bullet time superpower to quickly dispatch them. The dealer will give you $1000 for your troubles and karma.  

GTA V: Random Event: Buy Gone Bad

Was it really worth $25,000?
As Franklin, you come across several wounded and dead bodies in the area. One of the guys next to the car with the horn tells you they took the money over the side. Go down the hill and there is another injured guy saying don't take the case. If you do, you immediately get $25,000 and everyone around you croaks.

After about 30 seconds of driving away, two trucks start shooting at you telling you to give them back the case. Not sure how to do it so I just shot them all and kept my winnings. 

GTA V: Rare Item: Baseball Bat

Everyone needs to have one of these handy
There is a lodge at the south west corner of Paleto Bay which is in the North West corner of the map. The lodge has a large lumberjack mannequin in front of it. Behind the main building, near the garbage bins is the baseball bat. 

GTA V: Strangers and Freaks: Risk Assessment

A dog that Franklin can understand?
About halfway through the game Franklin will come across a golden retiever (dog) that when barks, he can actually understand. The dog will lead him to a him stuck in a tree tangled with his parachute. He will take you up in a helicopter where you will jump ON to the top of Mount Chiliad. After that, you get on some bikes and race down the West side into the forest.

At the end you get Dom the thrill seeker as a contact. 

GTA V: Random Event: Attempted Abduction

Abducting a young girl for her blood? Old naked guys are strange.
As Franklin, driving up near the Great Chaparral, you find 2 old naked guys holding down and attempting to hogtie a young blond girl in a pink outfit. They get angry and pull out guns if you get too close.

You can choose to save her by killing the two guys. She will ask for a ride home as she is freaked out. On the way Franklin and the girl will discuss how the baby boomers have screwed up everything and the millennium generation has to clean it up. It is not their fault they are lazy, it is what they have grown up to expect from their parents. You drop her off at a house not too far away and she will thank you with $80. Shooting her will result in nothing extra.

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